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Things I Don't Need

Artifical body parts
Breast augmentation
Facelift
Plastic surgery
Makeup
Going to the movies
Vacationing
New car
New house
New clothes
New man
More kids
Pets
Leaving the house everyday
Driving aimlessly
Constant socializing
Anyone telling me what I "should" be doing
Explaining myself to anyone
Answering endless & repetitive dumb questions
Answering the phone
Talking to telemarketers
A housekeeper, a cook, a maid
To lose weight
Solicitations of any kind
Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on my door
Religious zealots pushing their religion on me
Attending, watching or discussing any sports events
Answering questions about my personal life
Hearing remarks about my hair
Hearing comments about what I am wearing
Hearing another common remark about how pretty I am often
preceded by 'Has anyone ever told you?.." "Did you know that you are.."
Pointless discussions about the weather
Listening to anyone who constantly says "I don't understand"
Listening to gossip
Giving my attention to whiners
Associating with negative,blaming,complaining bullies
who practice shit-slinging,lying,phoniness and money-grubbing
due to their weak minds full of fear,anger,jealousy and greed
Listening to high pitched no bass music that sounds like I'm at a funeral procession
Dealing with corporate zombies. They don't think.
Dealing with people who don't live in reality: ie: schizophrenics
Mingling with those who believe everything they see and hear in the news,
(including the commercials),in the media ie: television,radio,internet,newspapers or
any other type of media
Dealing with those who don't know who they are or what they are
supposed to do with themselves so they practice the above activites
Fake, prepackaged, processed artificially sweetened or flavored foods or food kits
Fat free anything
Fat people telling me about their diet(s) while they concurrently tell me how
skinny I am and they can't figure out why

Overused words

Overused words

Love
Nigga
Nigger
Fuck
Shit
Bitch
Hoe


If I hear these again I just might puke

The answers are right here not out there

The answers are right here, in your home and in your mind
They are not "out there", outside of you somewhere in
the media, the news or some other world

The solution to peace, happiness and success lies
within not without.

In a famous song ... "the answer my friend in blowin in the wind"
which means the answers are in the invisible, in the spirit
It begins and never ends right there, the "invisible" source of creation
and destruction

If you want to know where to start then with yourself
YOU set the example.
YOU are the model for your children's behavior
YOU set the pace for everyone around you
They will do what you do, not what you tell them to do
They will react according to the way they are treated

Leaders inspire others,make them feel good about themselves,
give people inspiration and hope
Losers are deceitful, controlling, forceful  and destroy others
in their vain attempt to make themselves look superior,smarter and better

If you want to change the world then change yourself
Quit just watching heros on tv, in the movies
Be one. 

You have a choice, watch it, whine about it or
work on it.

Say What You Mean

Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Speak the truth
or speak nothing at all
Words can't be taken back

If you don't know the answer
Don't make stuff up

The woman remembers every
single thing you say forever
So THINK
before you open your mouth

Why I Don't Have A Job

How To Create A Musician

How to make other people jealous

How to make other people jealous

Have self confidence.
Hold your head up.
Be yourself. Be natural. Don't be fake.
Don't pretend to be someone else.
Be happy with who you are.
Be happy with what you have.
Don't put on any airs.
Don't gossip.
Don't be a groupie.
Don't be shallow.
Discuss deep subjects.

Don't wear a lot of makeup, jewelry, fancy clothes
or drive a fancy car. Just be clean and neat and
still look like a million bucks. The less you have the
better you look.

Be intelligent. Be rational.
Use logic and reason instead of emotional assumptions

Question authority, common beliefs and practices.
Never pretend to like something or someone if you don't.
Be a freethinker; express freedom of thought, speech and movement.

Don't care what other people think of you. Let them know you don't
need their approval (because you are happy with yourself).
Look people in the eye, whether they are a friend or an enemy.

Do the right thing for the right reason even if you are in
the wrong place around the wrong people.

A writer should be read, not seen or heard.

A writer should be read, not seen or heard.

How to get fat, stay fat and produce fat kids

How to get fat, stay fat and produce fat kids
How to gain weight and keep it on.

Follow these strategies and it is guaranteed you will gain weight
within one month. Results will vary.
Stick with these habits and you can keep
gaining or maintaining your fat ratio. Never be called Twiggy again.

Eat when you are not hungry. Eat by the clock not your gut feelings.

Eat whatever is put in front of you. No arguments.
Eat foods and drink drinks you don't want.

Always clean your plate.

Believe if you stuff yourself you are really helping out the people who are
starving in the world.

Eat without thinking about it. Every time you pass by a piece of food,
a candy dish or happen upon a bag of chips just eat it with no conscious thought.

Adhere to the waste not want not philosophy about all things edible.

Don't ever find out what your body craves by allowing yourself to feel hungry.
Believe that if you actually feel hunger you will overeat.

Never have a hunger pang.

Think you're going to die right away unless you eat by the clock.

Eat lots of carbs and lots of sweet tasting things, fake or not but especially
fake sweets, they will help you gain weight even faster.

Always drink lots of soda or sweet tasting beverages with your meal.
Drink lots of liquid between bites of food and fill up your tummy as if were a
water balloon, thinking that if you load up with liquid you will eat less.

Fill up at least once a day
on doughnuts, cakes, snack foods like chips, candy bars and diet soda.

Eat lots of sweets that taste good and are empty calories then say
you didn't eat a thing.

Believe in tv commercials and other media lies that tell you that fat is bad, fat causes you to be fat, meat and animal products are bad for you. Instead, load up
on lots of carbs, diet, sugar free and fatfree products then watch yourself
balloon up to the size of one of these animals:
pig,hog,horse,hippo or an elephant.

Listen to and follow the beliefs and behaviors of other fat people
that tell you about their new diets which don't work,
don't last and they can't live with for the rest of their lives.
Keep jumping from one fad diet to the next.  Lose 20 pounds then gain 50.
Next time around gain a whopping 100 lbs.

Use food as a weapon, a reward, a tool to control yourself, your
emotions and other people.
Don't think of food not for what it is, which is really fuel for your body.
Eat when you're upset.
Eat when you're angry.
Eat when you're tired.
Eat when you're happy.
Eat when you're sad or "down" in the dumps.
Eat when you're stressed out.
ALWAYS be eating something, regardless of how you feel or the circumstances.

Keep eating after you are full. (If you stuff your stomach often you will stretch it so
you won't know when you are full. Guaranteed to produce fat children who
grow up to be fat adults)

Think of it as an insult if someone offers you food and you turn it down.

Take hormones, birth control pills or methods, use steroids and eat things
that contain these.

Two things coexist. The way it is and the way you think it should be.

Two things coexist. The way it is and the way you think it should be.

How to be a miserable person

How to be a miserable person

Believe everything you see and hear on tv, the radio, in
the newspapers and magazines, anywhere in the media.

Listen to and believe anyone and everyone who all tell you who to be,
what you should want, what to do, where to go, how to act, when to do things and
how to think.

Never ask "Why?" Just go along with the crowd, keep up with the flow
and stay on the bandwagon.

How To Deal With Difficult People

How To Deal With Difficult People
One day my friend and I were discussing difficult people.
I asked her, "How do you deal with a difficult person who acts like an ass hole?"

She said, "You don't. You just don't have anything to do with them."

How to quickly recognize a Martian taker.

How to quickly recognize a Martian taker.
They don't care what you want or who you are.
They focus on getting what they want from you and giving you
only what they think you need, IF they give you anything at all.
They specialize in giving people things they don't want.

Changing you to suit them is their main objective.

It's not who you are, it's where you are that matters most.

It's not who you are, it's where you are that matters most.
When you're in the right place around the right people
you are successful. When you're in the wrong place around
the wrong people you're always a failure.

You know you're right when fools keep telling you to shut up

Insanity and Sanity

Insanity if believing in lies. When you believe in the stories (lies) you make up you
can't think clearly. You are not aware of reality, which is the truth. Instead
you live in a fantasy world of the way you think things should be, not accepting unchangeable things for what they are.

You are forever dissatisfied and can never get enough time, money,
material or physical things like food and sex. You are never happy with anything
the way it is. Appreciation and gratitude are words that don't exist in your vocabulary.

You focus on the outer world, rarely being instropective. You lack empathy and sympathy.
Other people, things and living beings such as animals and pets
are targets for your abuse and destruction.

You are constantly trying to keep up with everyone else and can never keep up so you use sarcasm, wisecracks, threats, stupid jokes, name calling,
blaming, accusations, manipulative, emotionally based comments and mock other people
to try to get your way all of the time. You have a poverty stricken mind
where there is never enough to go around for anyone, especially you. You are greedy.
You want it all for yourself. You compare yourself with others when in reality there is no
comparison to be made. You are in a fog, suffering from a confused and constipated mind.

If you think someone else is smarter, has more money, looks better than you or has more material things than you do, then you become insanely jealous and think that only if
you can have what they have you will be happy.  But happiness does not come from
stealing what other people have. You can't steal their soul, their spirit. It does not come from accumulating piles of money
and things. It does not come from having plastic surgery to alter your appearance
so you can "please" other people.
 
Happiness costs nothing. It is completely free. It is when you know who you are, are satisfied and comfortable with what the God forces gave you. You were born with
a free spirit, just like every other creature, and are supposed to be what you are,
never pretending to be someone or something else.

Sanity is believing in the truth, knowing how to tell the difference between what is
real and what is fake and having faith in truth regardless of what chaos and
destruction is going on by insane people with constipated minds who doubt
everything they cannot see with their eyes and thus create, broadcast and push their lies around the world.

My inlaws are outlaws

My inlaws are outlaws and are not getting one red cent from me or anyone in my family. You idiots are going down and FAST!

You cant have what I got

You can't have what I got
 You can't have my soul
My free spirit, my energy comes
from the creator,not you
I AM NOT FOR SALE!!

An idea is a terrible thing to waste

An idea is a terrible thing to waste

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